Imitations of Life from Couch-Potato Central

I was watching the news yesterday... I actually burst into laughter during the report of the air Egypt crash as it jumped from a fire started in the control room into a volley of the word terrorism being insert into sentences where it didn't fit. It was so blatant and bad that my girlfriend even made mention of it. "Why does everything have to be terrorists?" She asked. The only answer I could think of was that negligence doesn't evoke the proper response from people. Then we feel bad for the 200 families who lost loved ones at the behest of a corporation that no longer employs it's own staff in favour of 'lowest price', or is that 'value added', I get confused sometimes, contracting companies. 

Speaking of which, terrorists really are the value added outsourced contractors of CIA and other governmental agencies meant to preserve national security in some country anyway, so I suppose it's all tomàto, tomáto anyhow.

The news then went on to talk at great length about Donald Trump despite being 'Canadian news'... not sure why that needs ten minutes of rambling when we aren't voting for chump nor hilarity in this country.

Meanwhile there's been little mention of the fact that they've started tearing down part of a long delayed bridge to nowhere in the local news.

It really is the news they need us to know.

I'm not sure what I expected by turning on that abomination which teleports pixels and sound from a studio to my living room, which, contrary it it's name, isn't where much living actually takes place.

I know there is also some inane talk of legalizing using whichever bathroom tickles your fancy

Maybe we can simply outlaw bathrooms outright for being sexist and derogatory... Watch your step, the gender-neutral non-race specific homosapien (who am I calling a homo? Let's just say sapien now) who walked there two minutes ago ate at Chilli's last night. This is known to get slippery, like the slope we avalanching down as a society.

No signs of intelligent, sentient life here.

In the real world, were you to attempt to look away from the magic box, you might find out why George Soros is being missed in the Panama papers leak. You might also find a group calling this PC transgender farce 'child abuse'.

But then, we don't live in a real world.
-dirtykid©

2nd Dimension Bathrooms And 5th Amendment Guilt

There was all kinds of hype about a company wanting to rebuild the temple of Baal all over the world. I thought the plan seemed far too blatant and in your face to be anything less than a farce even for a world as illusory as the one so many people think we live in. It seems they put the kibosh on that, maybe next year... Maybe it isn't even needed.

The Panama papers have also been making the rounds. I find them disturbing more for what they don't contain than for what they do. I'm not the only person who thinks it reads more like a CIA press release than an indiscriminate data blob so I won't bother to regale the story. In fact, I think it is a CIA press release after all.

I also read that jobless claims are on the decline. There's no link because unemployment numbers are the most heavily manipulated statistic ever created. But, I do have a theory about that too. Grim though it may be, the conventional punch-clock jobs just don't seem to be a reliable source of income anymore.

Insanity prevails and permeates everything it touches so it would seem. The more I read about all those transhumans that need our donations to build 'it' washrooms that fit in the 2 dimensional space between his and hers, the more I think to myself: you either have an innie or an outie, whether you know how to cope with that or not isn't everybody else's problem, fuck off! I wanted to be spider-man when I grew up but you don't hear me asking for special treatment, do you? It's all a front to keep us off guard and hating one another anyway.

Injustice simply runs rampant as most normal people would be fired for fucking the receptionist on the conference room table, but not police who can fuck in their car with only a tap on the wrist. In fact one of these officers should be having statutory rape charges, but isn't. Then a again, other ex-police are guilty of not proving themselves guilty, which, I used to think was perfectly legal. I'll add that to the growing list of things I used to think which simply are not true.

Overall, the plan appears to be working and people are being led exactly where the shadow puppet masters want them to be. Capitalism isn't broken, socialism isn't broken, currency is broken. And so long as we don't own currency, we are practising neither in the first place.

-dirtykid©

Washing Down Faggots With Drano

So I finally broke down and re-entered some login information into my newsreader, because I like to torment myself. This was an inevitability between all the who's and what's, Blair and Sachs were obvious, pet Viagra is icing on the cake. And while we're speaking of food (seems to be the topic of the month) you can't Instagram your faggots on Faceplant, because politically correct language Nazis are idiots. 

Some people are finally catching on, even if they aren't putting two and two together. I'm certain I've declared Mulcair an Israel first, bankster puppet years ago. Digressing... Other people still appear to still be drinking drano, and yet others try to force us to drink our drano a certain way... 

I feel I was way better off yesterday, before I read any of this, but I'm not overly surprised by it either. 

Something is definitely ary in the world though, the banks are considering giving money to those they stole it from on the first place... I'm not sure how something like that would work. 

There is one conspiracy in this world which I can make no sense of. The conspiracy against headphones. Why must I be subjected to all the shitty music I purposely avoid, played back over horrendous sounding speaker-phone intended sound systems? Headphones aren't as expensive as the cell phone, and I won't feel compelled to punch you in the mouth and toss your cell phone into traffic for wearing them. No suddenly people feel they need to invade everybody's air space with a horrible quasi-dance remake of fast car by Traci Chapman. 

And now I've lost my train of thought.

-dirtykid©