Global Warming... On Mars

How many years has it been since we landed the Mars Rovers? I calculate we've been sending things there for about 45 years, and we've completely destroyed the environment there already. I suggest we tax Martian greenhouse gas emissions so heavily that Martians can only afford 2 meals per week before the planet becomes desolate and lifeless, because, as we know from experience, taxes fix everything. Especially problems nobody knew needed fixing.

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Every now and then, I wonder to myself, did I really just read that? Was I dreaming? I had to be dreaming when I read this. It's so backwards that I expect to open the front door to portal into candy land. But no, that Mercedes on blocks in the driveway on the corner tasted like neglect and rust, just like it did last year, but more so now than then.

This is still the world where my news feed explains itself in sequential headlines:

It's stopped being subliminal, and yet, day to day operations seemingly continue uninterrupted. While I'm on sequential headlines, I'll just leave this here 

Ponzi schemes continue to be illegal unless it's called banking. But then, you can break rules, and likely laws, yet still become president, so long as you know the right people. By now I figure we all know who the right people really are so it goes without needing truly be said.

So, we've all been force fed the bullshit that our cars are killing there planet, and I've long pointed there finger back at corporations being the environment killers. This is now proven with the fact that these 39 locations are 12% of all emissions of vile putrescence. I doubt that there are only 39 sites not reporting or underreporting the toxins they are spewing into the air that we breathe, and I would not be surprised if these 39 sites are owned by less than a dozen corporations / shell companies funded by 2 or 3 vulture capitalists. I have not investigated such claims and could be way off... but my gut tells me otherwise. 

I'd write all about it on Facebook, but, I really won't be writing anything there because there's rebellious, and there's blatantly stupid... One need not imply the other.

-dirtykid©